Best Funniest Captions for Instagram Captions
The best way to look younger, hang out with older people.
I’m usually charming, nice, and well mannered, OK for those who really know me you can laugh now
Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
Please GOD if you can’t make me slim, make my friends fat.
Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
You actually have friends? Ans: Yeah, bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You jump off a really tall cliff. I yell, “Do a flip!”
Finding friends with same mental disorder is priceless.
I hope you dance like no one’s watching because they’re not—they’re taking selfies.
People are like Oreos. The good stuff is on the inside.
Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean… But the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
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