Funny captions for couples

07 Sep

Do you know what’d look good on you? Me .
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
God is really creative, I mean just look at me.
I’m actually not funny, I am just mean and people think I’m funny!
Oh, darling! Go buy a personality.
I`m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
I am not lazy, I am just on my energy saving mode.
Eat right, stay fit, die anyway.
With great girlfriend comes great expenses.
You marry so that you can know each other and the process lasts for infinity.
With great girlfriend comes great expenses.
Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married..
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.
I don’t want to be in a relationship, I would rather be in a Range Rover.
Funny Engagement Captions
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
Funny Captions for Boyfriend
I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate … but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
I m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
BEST FUNNY CAPTIONS FOR INSTAGRAM[2018]
Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.

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Funny captions for couples

Do you know what’d look good on you? Me .

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

God is really creative, I mean just look at me.

I’m actually not funny, I am just mean and people think I’m funny!

Oh, darling! Go buy a personality.

I`m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

I am not lazy, I am just on my energy saving mode.

Eat right, stay fit, die anyway.

With great girlfriend comes great expenses.

You marry so that you can know each other and the process lasts for infinity.

With great girlfriend comes great expenses.

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married..

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.

I don’t want to be in a relationship, I would rather be in a Range Rover.

Funny Engagement Captions

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.

Funny Captions for Boyfriend

I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate … but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.

I m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

BEST FUNNY CAPTIONS FOR INSTAGRAM[2018]

Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.