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- I hope we are good friends until we die, then i hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
- Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.
- When you fall I will be ready to catch you- with love, floor.
- Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
- Please GOD if you can’t make me slim, make my friends fat.

- Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
- We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.
- Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
- You actually have friends? Ans: Yeah, bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
- The best way to look younger, hang out with older people.
- I’m usually charming, nice, and well mannered, OK for those who really know me you can laugh now

- Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.
- Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
- You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
- As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure is going to happen.
- Friends knock on the door, best friends walk into your house and start eating.
- A friend in need a friend to be avoided.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, Oh my friend you belong to a zoo.