Best Funny Quotes and Captions for Instagram

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.

-Unknown

Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.

-Unknown

If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.

-Unknown

I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.

-Unknown

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

-Unknown

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.

-Unknown.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

-Oprah Winfrey

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

-Unknown

I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

-Unknown

You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.

-Unknown

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.

-Greg Tamblyn

Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

-Unknown

Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’

-Cookie Monster

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.

-Unknown

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

-Bernard Meltzer